Flat Earth Pale Ale (5.7% ABV)

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Da Earth is flat Everybody knows dat Proof! Where I built ma still Dere aint no hills. NOW, you say the Earth is round? hehehe, den you is upside DOWN like a Raccoon! Anyways, no need to worry bout dat NOW I cant drive of the edge anyhow. DANG! Hooch in my still goes up to make my BOOZE? Makes my head real confoozed. OK - Bye Bye, ritin makes my hed hurt, I gotta go cook a squirrel”. Disclaimer: We don’t think the Earth is flat, but some people do. Please slap them - HARD.